i wish i was a glow worm
a glow worm’s never glum
cause how can u be grumpy
when the sun shines out ur bum
The flight attendant just announced “If you don’t like any of my jokes, there are six exits” and told us where the emergency exits are it was actually the best
"for those of you who are traveling with children… what were you thinking”
"if you’re changing to a flight with a different airline, we don’t care."
he said “okay now get out” once we landed i’m pissing myself